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شنبه 25 مهر 1394

کارمند تازه وارد

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مردی به استخدام یک شرکت بزرگ چندملیتی درآمد. در اولین روز کار خود، با کافه تریا تماس گرفت و فریاد زد: یک فنجان قهوه برای من بیاورید.
صدایی از آن طرف پاسخ داد: شماره داخلی را اشتباه گرفته ای. 
می دانی تو با کی داری حرف می زنی ؟

کارمند تازه وارد گفت: نه!
صدای آن طرف گفت: من مدیر اجرایی شرکت هستم، احمق!!!
مرد تازه وارد با لحنی حق به جانب گفت: و تو میدانی با کی حرف میزنی بیچاره.
مدیر اجرایی گفت: نه!
کارمند تازه وارد گفت: خوبه و سریع گوشی را گذاشت.

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