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پنجشنبه 14 بهمن 1395

طنز منطق و قانون!

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دانشجویی پس از اینکه در درس منطق نمره نیاورد به استادش گفت:
قربان، شما واقعا چیزی در مورد موضوع این درس می دانید؟
استاد جواب داد: بله حتما. در غیر اینصورت نمی توانستم یک استاد باشم.
دانشجو ادامه داد: بسیار خوب، من مایلم از شما یک سوال بپرسم ،
اگر جواب صحیح دادید من نمره ام را قبول می کنم
در غیر اینصورت از شما می خواهم به من نمره کامل این درس را بدهید.
استاد قبول کرد و دانشجو پرسید: آن چیست که قانونی است ولی منطقی نیست،
منطقی است ولی قانونی نیست و نه قانونی است و نه منطقی؟

استاد پس از تاملی طولانی نتوانست جواب بدهد و مجبور شد
نمره کامل درس را به آن دانشجو بدهد.
بعد از مدتی استاد با بهترین شاگردش تماس گرفت و همان سوال را پرسید
و شاگردش بلافاصله جواب داد:
قربان شما ۶۳ سال دارید و با یک خانم ۳۵ ساله ازدواج کردید
که البته قانونی است ولی منطقی نیست.
همسر شما یک دوست - پسر  ۲۵ ساله دارد که منطقی است ولی قانونی نیست
و این حقیقت که شما به دوست - پسر همسرتان نمره کامل دادید
در صورتیکه باید آن درس را رد می شد نه قانونی است و نه منطقی !

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