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داستانی برای زندگی هدفی برای فردا تفکری در آراستن اندیشه

یکشنبه 28 تیر 1394

درس زندگی!!!

نویسنده: 0 0   طبقه بندی: داستانک، طنز، 

مردی مشغول درست کردن تخم مرغ برای صبحانه بود.

ناگهان زنش سراسیمه وارد آشپزخانه شد و داد زد: مواظب باش ، مواظب باش ، یه کم بیشتر کره توش بریز….

وای خدای من ، خیلی زیاد درست کردی … حالا برش گردون … زود باش

باید بیشتر کره بریزی … .وای خدای من از کجا باید کره بیشتر بیاریم ؟؟ دارن می‌سوزن مواظب باش ، گفتم مواظب باش ! هیچ وقت موقع غذا پختن به حرفهای من گوش نمی‌کنی … .هیچ وقت!! برشون گردون ! زود باش ! دیوونه شدی ؟؟؟؟ عقلتو از دست دادی ؟؟؟ یادت رفته بهشون نمک بزنی … نمک  بزن … نمک … .

مرد به او زل زده و ناگهان گفت : خدای بزرگ چه اتفاقی برات افتاده ؟! فکر می‌کنی من بلد نیستم یه تخم مرغ ساده درست کنم؟

زن به آرامی گفت : فقط می‌خواستم بدونی وقتی دارم رانندگی می‌کنم، چه بلایی سر من میاری. 

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