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یکشنبه 15 شهریور 1394

اونوقت شما ازش بپرسید!

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دختر کوچکى در کلاس  با معلمش درباره نهنگ‌ها بحث مى‌کرد.
معلم گفت: از نظر فیزیکى غیرممکن است که نهنگ بتواند یک آدم را ببلعد زیرا با این که پستاندار عظیم‌الجثه‌اى است امّا حلق بسیار کوچکى دارد.
دختر کوچک پرسید: پس چطور حضرت یونس به وسیله یک نهنگ بلعیده شد؟
معلم که عصبانى شده بود تکرار کرد: نهنگ نمى‌تواند آدم را ببلعد. این از نظر فیزیکى غیرممکن است.
دختر کوچک گفت: وقتى به بهشت رفتم از حضرت یونس مى‌پرسم!
معلم گفت: اگر حضرت یونس به جهنم رفته بود چى؟
دختر کوچک گفت: اونوقت شما ازش بپرسید!!!

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